Version Number
(Years of Experience)
IQ + EQ
(Balanced Package)
Coffee Capacity
(Daily Integer Overflow)
Bad Jokes Found
(And Counting...)
"In case of fire: git commit, git push, exit building" - My Emergency Protocol
"I'm not a bug, I'm a feature" - My Dating Philosophy
My first love in coding
Making things interactive
Relationship status: It's complex
Because classical computing is so 2023
Going beyond the hype
Living life on the edge
"My code is well-documented and self-explanatory... just like my dating profile" - Comments in my life.js
"I put the 'fun' in function and the 'cute' in execute" - My personality.toString()
Spanish & Japanese on the roadmap
Guitar & Music Theory
From pixel perfect to picture perfect
"Learning is like git push --force to the brain" - Wise Developer, probably
"I'm responsive on all devices... just like my web design" - My CSS Philosophy
"I've got 99 problems but being compiled ain't one" - Personality.prototype.quote
System Boot
Morning workout.exe
Start Main Process
Deep work & coding sessions
Background Tasks
Hobbies & personal projects
Clean eating with occasional cheat codes (pizza.js)
Regular exercise to prevent runtime errors
Productive in any environment
Always up for new experiences
Balanced introvert-extrovert mix
"Life is like a good codebase - clean, well-balanced, and full of comments" - lifestyle.philosophy
Rendering hearts with hooks
Vue-tiful interfaces
Promises I can keep
Styling with class
Snake charmer
Data relationship expert
Event-driven dating
RESTful personality
Commitment issues? Not here!
Containerized perfectionist
Command line romantic
Automated reliability
"I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production" - Most Interesting Developer in the World
Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
Because he used up all his cache! 💸
The Arrays (stairs)! 🪜
A mugging! ☕
Because they make up everything! ⚛️
An Impasta! 🍝
"I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it" - Network Comedian
Flexitarian leaning towards plant-based
Because I believe in reducing my carbon footprint()
Home chef with full-stack cooking abilities
From Hello World soup to Production-ready meals
"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I evaluate its environmental impact before eating it" - config.diet.js
Minimalist deployment
Debug with pics
Connect with natives
git push from anywhere
"Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer... except maybe Bitcoin in 2010" - travel.wisdom
Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach
Progress: 75%
Deep Learning with Python
Progress: 60%
Atomic Habits
Progress: 90%
Think Like a Monk
Progress: 45%
"Books are like functions - they return more value than you input" - Reading.prototype.philosophy
Committed to truth and rational thinking, even when it challenges my own beliefs.
Pursuing progress while considering its impact on society and individuals.
Life is a perpetual beta version, always improving through iterations.
No facade, just genuine code running on this human hardware.
Clear, honest, and transparent in all interactions.
Learning from past commits, planning future merges.
Keeping my word as religiously as handling my Promises in async code.
Returns unconditional respect for different perspectives and backgrounds.
Builds connections based on mutual trust and understanding.
Continuously updates personal knowledge and capabilities.
"My principles are strictly typed - no implicit conversions allowed" - values.ts
Teaching my coffee maker to read my mind
Making mistakes in three dimensions
LEDs everywhere!
Paint.exe but unironically
Instagram filters don't count
Making beats in binary
Git pushing myself to the top
Exploring nature.js
Flexible like Python
1,337
Lines of Fun Code
42
Peaks Climbed
∞
Photos Taken
404
Songs Not Found
"All work and no play makes Jack a NullPointerException" - hobby.toString()
Curious Mind
Love for learning and intellectual discussions
Critical Thinking
Ability to debug life's challenges together
Growth Mindset
Always ready to upgrade knowledge base
Emotional Intelligence
High EQ to match the CPU
Communication Skills
Clear error messages, no undefined behavior
Empathy
Understanding both binary and human emotions
Think globally, code locally
Creating future together
Strong moral algorithms
"Looking for someone to join my private repository for life" - relationship.status
Wrote my first "Hello World" at age 12
It's been println("Hi") ever since
Named my first computer "Hal"
It hasn't tried to take over... yet
Can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes
Still can't solve relationship algorithms
Once debugged code in my sleep
Dreams in binary sometimes
Coffee consumed per day: Math.PI cups
Infinite loop of caffeine
Bug fix success rate: 99.9%
That 0.1% keeps life interesting
Types faster than talks
Because they understand recursion
Best code fixes happen over pizza
Most productive at 2 AM
"These facts are like my code - mostly working, occasionally buggy" - fun.facts.js
Sometimes you spend hours trying to figure out what's wrong, only to realize you forgot a semicolon in your approach. Here's how dating and debugging are surprisingly similar...
What if we applied machine learning principles to understanding relationships? Let's explore how neural networks might approach the concept of love...
Building yourself is like building an application. Here's my tech-inspired approach to personal development and growth...
"These posts are like my commit messages - sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always meaningful" - blog.thoughts.push()
Let's compile something beautiful together
"Promise to respond faster than O(1) complexity" - contact.algorithm